iamtrashlordfearme:

hedgiemuffins:

hedgiemuffins:

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

volcainist:

when your mom makes you pose for a picture

perks-of-being-chinese:

m’r worldwide

seifukucat:

“push! PUSH!” the nurse screams in the delivery room. i can’t believe i’m going to lose a push-up contest in front of my newborn son

californication1999:

sex? u mean like from the austin powers movies? u know thats not a reall thing right

fukkce:

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments

funkywormz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

pochowek:

Went on a little rant today (:

deepspacepirate:

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

citymod:

mynewplaidpants:

Jake Gyllenhaal and a ferret

luxferos:

i’ve been watching brave wilderness 

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Okay!

“Oh, so you wanna use pronouns, asshole? Want me to respect your wittle pronouns? Oh, I’ll use your pronouns, buddy. Just you watch.” *respects my pronouns*

Fuckin’ owned, I guess, dude. Shit.

turnbuckle-powerbomb:

slab-o-meat:

what does this mean

Homophobia is bad